itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

I just want to let you all know

cryaotic:

That feeling when you haven’t cleaned your glasses in a while, then you do, and then put them on again.

Fuck.

It’s so HD.

I can see all the pixels.

contribute:

me: 1080p

you: 144p

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

emaeye:

my-raggedy-detective:

shercroc:

primisthebomb:

the show awkward is supposed to depict the life of a socially awkward teenage blogger but in the show she has 2 hot guys that want to be with her but she can’t choose one like hONESTLY THAT IS NOT THE LIFE OF A SOCIALLY AWKWARD BLOGGER THAT ISN’T EVEN AWKWARD

maybe at the end the hot guys turn out to be fictional characters and its all in her head and the camera zooms out on a scene of her laughing alone with salad

omg

I’m that person everyone replaces after a while.

sodamnrelatable: